Monday, April 20, 2009

Top Ten List

Top Ten Things That Irritate Paul About Paris and/or Parisians

10. Chain-smoking waiters
9. The shoulder shrug
8. Body odors as a birth right
7. Eiffel Tower trinkets made in China
6. The way they pronounce 'Croissant'
5. Strikes
4. Citroen
3. Overbearingly high self-image
2. Eight euros for a glass of CocaCola

And the number one most irritating thing about Paris and/or its inhabitants . . .

1. The ‘Hit the Hole’ latrines sans privacy doors - Yup. Stand and deliver.

1 comment:

  1. Paul, at least they have a hole.
    In my travels to Cairo I noticed that any place that had two cars parked, front to back, and if there was enough room between them to squeeze into was the best place to go for the locals.
    Man or women.

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